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Intro: today i went to the FRC's Capital City competition with my FRC team, Team #2643. I was in my team's PIT with my friends Katie and Ramzi, I was talking with Katie when all of a sudden Ramzi (sitting on the floor) calls me over to him, I walk over to him and he motions to me to come closer so he could whisper something to me, I lean down towards him and he whispers to me "hay Alec, you want to hear about my Grand Design". I looked at him confused and said,"what", he looked at Me smiling creepily and said,"come on, sit down"
I responded....'ok"
and thus the story of "The Grand Design" was born...But wait, what is "The Grand Design" you ask,good question, "The Grand Design" is how I or Ramzi or anyone thinks that the entire world should be like.

The Grand Design

From Ramzi's Mind  
RAMZI: I think that there should just be a factory that people work at, a factory that people work at that just makes CRACKERS.

ME: But what does it do with the CRACKERS?

RAMZI: Well... it makes them and then we put the CRACKERS into one BIG pile.

ME: Ok but why do we put the CRACKERS into a pile?

RAMZI: It's a BIG pile.

ME: Ok...a BIG pile,why do we put the CRACKERS into a BIG pile?

RAMZI: Just because

ME: Ok...?

RAMZI: But what do the people who work at the factory eat?

ME: ....The pile of crackers?

RAMZI: Yes,but no,yes the workers eat CRACKERS,but they don't eat the pile of CRACKERS

ME: well then how do they eat CRACKERS?

RAMZI: we build another factory that just makes CRACKERS for the workers in the first factory.

ME: But what do the workers in the second factory eat?

RAMZI: 
CRACKERS

ME: How?

RAMZI: we build another factory that just makes CRACKERS for the workers in the second factory.

ME: But what do the workers in the third factory eat?

RAMZI: CRACKERS

ME: What,how?

RAMZI: we build another factory that just makes CRACKERS for the workers in the third factory.

ME: But what do the workers in the fourth factory eat?

RAMZI: CRACKERS

ME: Ok...

RAMZI: But they can't eat the ones they make.

ME: Ok but how do they eat?

RAMZI: we build another factory that just makes CRACKERS for the workers in the third factory.

ME:WHAT THE F***

RAMZI: (laughing), Its just a F***ing never ending chain of building factories that make CRACKERS

ME: O MY GOD WHAT THE F***,YOU'RE A F***ING DUMB***

THE END




Intro: today i went to the FRC's Capital City competition with my FRC team, Team #2643. I was in my team's PIT with my friends Katie and Ramzi, I was talking with Katie when all of a sudden Ramzi (sitting on the floor) calls me over to him, I walk over to him and he motions to me to come closer so he could whisper something to me, I lean down towards him and he whispers to me "hay Alec, you want to hear about my Grand Design". I looked at him confused and said,"what", he looked at Me smiling creepily and said,"come on, sit down"
I responded....'ok"
and thus the story of "The Grand Design" was born...But wait, what is "The Grand Design" you ask,good question, "The Grand Design" is how I or Ramzi or anyone thinks that the entire world should be like.

The Grand Design

From Ramzi's Mind  
RAMZI: I think that there should just be a factory that people work at, a factory that people work at that just makes CRACKERS.

ME: But what does it do with the CRACKERS?

RAMZI: Well... it makes them and then we put the CRACKERS into one BIG pile.

ME: Ok but why do we put the CRACKERS into a pile?

RAMZI: It's a BIG pile.

ME: Ok...a BIG pile,why do we put the CRACKERS into a BIG pile?

RAMZI: Just because

ME: Ok...?

RAMZI: But what do the people who work at the factory eat?

ME: ....The pile of crackers?

RAMZI: Yes,but no,yes the workers eat CRACKERS,but they don't eat the pile of CRACKERS

ME: well then how do they eat CRACKERS?

RAMZI: we build another factory that just makes CRACKERS for the workers in the first factory.

ME: But what do the workers in the second factory eat?

RAMZI: 
CRACKERS

ME: How?

RAMZI: we build another factory that just makes CRACKERS for the workers in the second factory.

ME: But what do the workers in the third factory eat?

RAMZI: CRACKERS

ME: What,how?

RAMZI: we build another factory that just makes CRACKERS for the workers in the third factory.

ME: But what do the workers in the fourth factory eat?

RAMZI: CRACKERS

ME: Ok...

RAMZI: But they can't eat the ones they make.

ME: Ok but how do they eat?

RAMZI: we build another factory that just makes CRACKERS for the workers in the third factory.

ME:WHAT THE F***

RAMZI: (laughing), Its just a F***ing never ending chain of building factories that make CRACKERS

ME: O MY GOD WHAT THE F***,YOU'RE A F***ING DUMB***

THE END




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